did you get engaged???
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
