i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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