can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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