I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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