I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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