I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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