My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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