forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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