He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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