'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
im about as happy as oj after his trial
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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