I don't think brook has ever known best
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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