no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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