I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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