There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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