She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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