Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
this will be a night to untag.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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