Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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