i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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