She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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