The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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