i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize