my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My life is pants optional.
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