Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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