Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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