the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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