no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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