awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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