also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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