Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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