i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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