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My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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