I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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