Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Randomize
