I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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