I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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