I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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