2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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