that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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