Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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