In the future we'll all be gay
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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