Whod you bang
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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