your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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