lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Couch. On fire.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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