this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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