You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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