I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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