the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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