You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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