i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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