If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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