i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We talked him into tasing himself.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
