Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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