that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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