Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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