There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
