So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Soap is not a condiment
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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