is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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