After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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